Lost: Season 1, Episode 9 - Solitary
HURLEY: Welcome! … to the First and … hopefully, Last … Island Open.
JACK: What … ?
HURLEY: It’s two holes for now, three par, and no waiting.
JACK: Hurley, you built a golf course?
HURLEY: Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around.
MICHAEL: All the stuff we got to deal with, man, this is what you’ve been wasting your time on?
HURLEY: Dudes, listen. Our lives suck. Everyone’s nerves are stretched to the max. I mean, we’re lost on an island, running from boars and monsters … freakin’ polar bears!
MICHAEL: Polar bears?
CHARLIE: You didn’t hear about the polar bear?
HURLEY: Look, all I’m saying is if we’re stuck here, then just surviving’s not gonna cut it. We need some kind of relief, you know? We need some way that we can … you know, have fun. That’s right, fun. Or else we’re just gonna go crazy waiting for the next bad thing to happen.